What is a new definitions of amnesia?
It's a condition that allows a woman, who has been 
through childbirth, to have sex again.

They don't call it labor for nothing!

LadyHawke
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 Does it hurt?

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is 
pregnant.  This is her first pregnancy.  The doctor asks 
her if she has any questions.  She replies,
"Well, I'm a little worried about the pain.  How much will 
childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, 
"Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy
to pregnancy.  Besides, it's difficult to describe pain."  
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.  
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."  
"Like this?"  
"A little more..."  
"Like this?"  
"No.  A little more..."  
"Like this?" 
"Yes.  Does that hurt?"  
"A little bit."  
"Now stretch it over your head!"