A couple of quickies for the animals.  

LadyHawke
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 Flying A Puppy

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this 
man got a small puppy as a present for his son.  Not having 
time to get the paper work to take the puppy on board, the 
man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and snuck 
him on board the airplane.. 
    
About 30 minutes into the trip a stewardess, noticed the 
man shaking and quivering.
"Are you OK, sir?" asked the stewardess?
"Ahh...  Yes, I'm fine," said the man.

Sometime later the stewardess noticed the man moaning, 
and shaking again..
"Are you sure you're all right sir?"
"Yes," said the man, "but I have a confession to make.  
I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy 
on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants."  
"Whats wrong?" asked the stew, "Is he not house broken?"
"No, that's not the problem.... The problem is he's not 
weaned yet!"
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 Treats

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store and 
slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed 
her dissatisfaction.
 
The clerk asked, "What's the problem?  Wouldn't your 
cat eat them?"
  
The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, 
"Do you mean to tell me that Pussy Treats are meant 
for 'cats'?"