Looney's Top Ten 1998 AOL Predictions         Feb 17, 1998

10. AOL will only antagonize 98% of it's customers this year.

9. AOL 4.0 will self destruct and make using AOL virtually impossible... sorta like it is now only better.

8. Ma Bell will sue AOL for loss of long distance charges with it's new talking IM feature if they ever get it to work.

7. Steve Case will buy out Prodigy and add a couple more chat rooms for the overflow.

6. Dr. Kavorkian will be at a LIVE chat this year talking about living to collect social security!

5. AOL will have the new AOL 4.0 come with a built in busy signal to make you think you can't log on until you try many times that way it will be like it always has been for AOL customers.

4. AOL will buy shares in Microsoft Internet Explorer Now you know why it's included with AOL software.

3. AOL will get President Clinton to do a live chat in The Bowl...but the Secret Service will be checking on all screen names in the audience for typos that could harm his image.

2. Jeff Foxworthy might be an AOLer in 1998 if you see a screen name online of BeAredNeck

AND THE NUMBER ONE LOONEY 1998 AOL PREDICTION!

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1. David Letterman will leave CBS and have his own Late Night Live AOL Chat Mon-Fri at 11:30 est. He's taking typing 101 now to prepare.

Written and Copyright 1998 by LooneyArt@aol.com.