I'm still on the Valentine kick...
LadyHawke
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"Excuses why men forget a gift on Valentine's Day"
# 10 The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?
# 9 I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
# 8 The Hallmark Store was closed and I didn't want to send less than the best.
# 7 I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? Aol must have messed up again!
# 6 I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
# 5 I didn't know you liked jewelry.
# 4 I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day.
# 3 Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.
# 2 I thought we would do something different this year.
And The Plus One Excuse:
# 1 I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
+ 1 You didn't remind me.
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"A Few Reasons Why Guys Like Girls"
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call display after you just had a big fight
15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. actually... just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. then the way they apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don't admit it!)
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
