May 3rd marked the beginning of Be Kind to Animals Week
and National Pet Week.  Well, I guess some animal jokes are due.

Meow and Ruff to you too!

LadyHawke
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 Cat Riddles

What would you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy Claws.

Which is the cats' all-time favorite song?
"Three Blind Mice."
 
What is another name for a cat's home?
A scratch pad.

How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much?
Buy a twenty-pound cat!

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One means pause at the end of a clause, and the other means 
claws at the end of paws!

If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat?
An itty bitty kitty.

What is the best award a cat can earn?
The Purr-litzer prize.

Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?
Yes, a spelling bee!