Do you know what a womans a**hole does when she 
is having a climax?
He is probably home watching a football game or something.

LadyHawke
*~*~*~*~*~*

 World  Cup vs Fantasy Girl

    LONDON, May 4 (AFP) - British men would rather watch 
the World  Cup finals on television than have sex with the 
woman of their  dreams, according to a survey published 
here Monday. 
    More than 95 percent of men aged 20-34 said not even the 
chance of going to bed with their fantasy woman would tear 
them away from  the screen after kick-off this summer. 
    Over-35s were more likely to be distracted, with up to 40 
percent of them admitting they could be lured away by a 
dream woman. 
    However, it would appear they do not need to worry about 
being disturbed. 
    Eight of 10 women are quite resigned to the summer being 
dominated by football and are making plans to entertain 
themselves, according to the survey by the Media Business 
Group. 
    ne/mo98 
{And why am I not surprised? - LadyHawke}
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 From Ovi's World of the Bizarre

No multi-million dollar contracts and no gold championship 
rings in this Vietnamese soccer championship. The first-place 
team will win a dairy cow, runners-up will receive a (non-dairy) 
cow and the third place team will be blessed with a pig.
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While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's 
shins were covered with dark, savage bruises. 
"Tell me," said the doctor, "do you play hockey or soccer?" 
"Neither," said the man, "My wife and I play bridge."