Some things one sees on a public transportation should 
be.... er....   ignored.

LadyHawke
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 "Riding A City Bus"

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.  The bus driver said: 
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." 

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and 
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated 
and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant 
and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right!" the woman said, "I think I'll go back up there
 and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said, "Here, let me hold your 
monkey."
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 "Blonde Exposure"

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open 
and her right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you 
aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and says, 
"OH MY GOODNESS!  I left the baby on the bus again!"