Talking Babies Mar 10, 1998
From babies' sweet mouths...
LadyHawke
A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger seven times saying,
"I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
There were three babies in a woman's stomach, and they were discussing what they would like to be when birthed and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked "why a plumber?" He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, its kinda leaky." The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others laughed at this, and asked "Why an electrician?" He replied, "So I can get some lights in here; its dark!" The third one said "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full 5 minutes, before asking, "Why in Heaven's name do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here, beating us up, and spitting on us!"
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