"Dear G-d" & dear Barney... Jan 6, 1998
What children write to the Lord... and what parents think of the Devil... I say, someone definitely has too much time on his/her hands..... {eg}
LadyHawke
Dear G-d, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane Dear G-d, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -Lucy Dear G-d, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita Dear G-d, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear G-d, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane Dear G-d, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan Dear G-d, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil Dear G-d, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane Dear G-d, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother! -Darla Dear G-d, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce Dear G-d, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am) Dear G-d, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L. Dear G-d, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce Dear G-d, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. -Raphael Dear G-d, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -Danny Dear G-d, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry Dear G-d, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. -Sam Dear G-d, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M. Dear G-d, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan Dear G-d, If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. -Mickey D. Dear G-d, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris Dear G-d, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V 4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 5) Add all the numbers: 666 Thus, Barney is Satan. And you were wondering all these years, didn't you? lol... ^v^
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