The Very First Time.... Jan 5, 1998
My Dear Subscribers!After yesterday's joke, I got a ton of mail pouring in with all sorts of suggestions of what the members of SBJGS could use when lacking Altoids. One person complained. Another summarized it all in a letter. "Attention all SBJGS members; double your purchase of Altoids, double your pleasurem, and double your fun. It works both ways. Take it from a 12 year member of the STMS (Secret Tongue Master Society). So, take home an extra box of Altoids for your partner to use and find out for yourself just what you've been missing! Technique nonwithstanding, the mint tingles. It creates or promotes quite powerful rippling sensations." - Jim W., a subscriber Hmmm... STMS? Men can never let women outdo them, can they? lol
LadyHawke And now... a perfect follow up to yesterday's joke... although an oldie...
I'll never forget the first time I took it in my mouth... I fiercely tore open its prison walls. I was surprised when it slid out into my hand, but I quickly adapted to the feel of it in my hand. I held it gently, careful that it didn't melt under my touch before I could really enjoy it. I held it to my nose and inhaled deeply, permanently storing its unique scent in my memory. I gently ran my tongue across the ever-so-subtle ridge before taking it deeply into my mouth. I took it in my mouth as far as it would go. It took all of my strength to resist the urge to swallow it whole! My tongue worked on its sweet shell until I could finally start to taste its slightly salty filling... The quickness took me by surprise, and I moaned in approval, even though I hoped it would have lasted longer. I held the last few morsels on my tongue, savoring the taste before swallowing it all. I smiled, already looking forward to the next time.
: Well it's not Altoids..... hehehe - ^v^
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