Super Bowl fever? Jan 26, 1998
Just who said it was three strikes and out? John Elway proves 'em wrong! {g} Like most Americans, I just like to see the underdog win...not that I watched the game... While Super Bowl was on TV, yours truly was being thoroughly entertained watching Brent Spiner (that's Data from ST: TNG for you, non-trekkers) giving an energetic performance as John Adams in the Broadway musical "1776." Let me tell you, he was great! We did catch the last 36 seconds of the game on the car radio while driving home, though. Anyway, here are some remnants of the Super Bowl humor...
LadyHawke The Top 16 Signs You've Got Super Bowl Fever 16> For every bottle of Bud you drink, you smash a bottle of Bud Light into a million pieces and declare "Get used to it buddy, there's gonna be more where that came from!" 15> Rather than taking down your Christmas lights, you re-arrange them to spell "Broncos Suck." 14> You sent your rainbow wig out for its yearly clean-and-fluff. 13> Simply *got* to drink the beer, but refuse to miss any of the game or the cool commercials? Hey, "Depends" aren't only for the incontinent! 12> Delirious, absurd thoughts of a possible AFC victory are going through your fevered head. (hey, it did happen!) 11> Your hair is matted like an Albert, you're as swollen as a Madden and you're sweating like a Gifford. 10> Unable to afford the ticket scalpers' prices on your own, you've just sent your daughter into town with a nice gentleman. 9> You never before stopped to consider how gorgeous your wife would look in an orange-and-blue teddy. 8> Suddenly, that green and yellow phlegm you just hacked up seems, well, darn right fervorous. 7> 1) You've drawn really thick black lines under your eyes for the last month. 2) Your mother wasn't Judy Garland. 6> Unable to find a plastic cheesehead, you arrange to have a 30-pound slab of cheddar surgically attached to your forehead.
5> You've painted your face green and yellow and you're wearing a cheesehead to work, despite the protests of the family of the deceased. 4> "Vinny, put me down for $50,000 on the Bud Dry team." 3> Boss wouldn't have minded you wearing your "Packer uniform" to work if it had consisted of something other than extensive tattooing.
2> You're constant talking about Brett Favre's groin muscle has gotten your wife all excited. and the Number 1 Sign You've Got Super Bowl Fever... 1> Every damn cartoon beaver is starting to look like John Elway. [ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc. ]
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