I like our President. I really do! If you might have noticed, I don't do derogatory political jokes. However, these tidbits are just too good to pass up... {g} See for yourself!
LadyHawke
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"First Batch of Clinton Sex Jokes"
He says he poked a little, but he didn't penetrate.
And we thought Nixon was the Tricky Dick!
Now we know why Bill Clinton wears underwear: To keep his ankles warm.
Clinton: I didn't do it; but if I did, it was out of love for Hillary.
Name that Scandal: Winner: Zippergate. First runner up: Tailgate.
Be easy on Bill. To paraphrase Alice Roosevelt (on FDR and Eleanor), after all, he does have Hillary.
I bet Bill and Hillary had a long night last night.
Hillary says she doesn't mind since she doesn't want Bill in "that" way.
What do a clitoris and the emergency defense button have in common?
Bill Clintons finger.
Should we rename it The Oral Office?
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TOP 11 CLINTON's EXCUSES
- Compiled by Eric Targan, your JokeMaster
Joke-Of-The-Day.com
11. Excuse me "Your Honor", but she was on top!
10. I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV
9. She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16
8. Hey, at least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Gennifer Flowers
7. I had to show the American People that I WASN'T impotent for my second term in office
6. I was jealous of Nixon with his 'Tricky Dick" nickname
5. I didn't leave a message on her voicemail. Get with it.
This is the 90s, I sent her an E-MAIL!
4. See I'm not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty GOOD!
3. My real name is not William Jefferson Clinton. It's William KENNEDY Clinton.
2. I couldn't control myself. It was genetic. I was in her jeans --Oops, I mean it was in my genes.
AND for those of you who remember the famous "I didn't inhale," comes the now soon to be famous #1 excuse.......................
1. "I didn't insert..."
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Bill Clinton went jogging one evening and came upon the Washington Monument. He said, "George, what should I do?"
After a few seconds, George replied, "Abolish the IRS and start over."
Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging.Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped. He said, "Tom, what should I do?"
After a few seconds, Tom replied, "Abolish welfare and start over."
Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said, "Abe, what should I do?"
After a few seconds, Abe replied, "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"
