The Truth is Known...         Jan 17, 1998

LadyHawke
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"Up for a Little?"

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over,
"So... out looking for a little, huh ?"

She smiled sweetly and said,
"No, I had 6 years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
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"Who are you?"

A guy came home early one day and found his wife in bed with another man.
"Who the hell is this?" asked the husband furiously.
"Good question," answered the wife.
"Say, fella, what's your name?"
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"Keeping up with the Joneses..."

Mrs. Jones had just died and was enquiring at the gates to heaven where she could find her husband who had died 5 years before.

"What was your husband's name?"

"Fred Jones."

"Well, I am afraid, Mrs. Jones, that there are a great many Fred Jones here. Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Well, he had no middle name. I'm not sure what else I can give you."

"Mrs Jones, did he say anything on his death bed that would give us a clue?"

"With his dying breath he made me swear that I would never have another man, or he'll turn in his grave.."

"Oh! You want the Spinning Jones!"