Puppy Love & others... Jan 13, 1998
Ahhhh, innocence! Where did it go? Did it ever exist? I know not...
LadyHawke "Puppy Love" A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replid, "Well, son, they're making a puppy." The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother."
The little boy replied,"Quick, Dad! Please turn Mom over! I'd rather have a puppy!" "Patio" Two kindergarden little girls are talking and one said to the other, "I found a condom on the patio this morning."
The other child said, "Er.... What is a patio???" "Big and Dumb?" A family of three (mom, dad and a young girl) go down to Florida to visit a nudist camp. The girl goes walking around on the beach, comes back to her mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you." The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are." {Hey! I resent that! - LadyHawke} The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, "Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger penises than dad." The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are." The girl goes on her way and comes running back to her mom again. "Mommy, Mommy, Dad is talking to this really dumb blonde, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!!"
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