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Nagano, Nagano... Feb 20, 1998

Ahh, the big Olympic Games... The winners, the losers, the trashers (like the US hockey team), the party-goers.... and, then again, some new Olympic sports... or not.

LadyHawke - ^v^
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Hawk From The Late Show with David Letterman 2/10/98:

"Top 10 rejected Olympic Events"

10. The intern slalom

9. Vanilla ice dancing

8. Downhill butt-slide

7. Men's 5,000-meter groin pull (ouch! - ^v^)

6. Naked bobsled (Where? I want to see that! - ^v^)

5. The 4-man freestyle whoopdedoo

4. Run over a Spice Girl with a Zamboni

3. The rock salt driveway sprinkle

2. The 2-man Monica Lugeinsky

1. Michelle Kwan Do
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Hawk "The Top 15 Ways to Mispronounce 'Nagano'"

15. No means no

14. Nagano, Who's There?

13. Not gonna go

12. Nike-no

11. Ronald McNagano

10. Egg-Nog-Ano

9. Not now, Monica

8. Whack-A-Mole

7. Knock a 'ho

6. Gimme the clicker, them boys is skatin' in tights agin.

5. I-get-knocked-down-but-I-get-Nagano

4. Clamato

3. Newt Guano

2. Nopaino, nogaino

and the Number 1 Way to Mispronounce "Nagano"...

1. El NagaNiño