The Eight Nights of Hanukkah       Dec 23, 1997

Happy Hanukkah!

Try not to lose too much skin while preparing latkes. I usually grate my knuckles off..... Oy vey!

LadyHawke
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P.S. For non-Jews, latkes are potato pancakes, which are traditionally eaten at Hanukkah. If it were up to me, I'd eat them all year around because they are delicious! But I'm afraid they'll end up on my hips...... like most good stuff.... lol - ^v^

The Eight Nights of Hanukkah

On the first night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the second night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
two matzoh balls and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the third night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
three golden latkes,
two matzoh balls, and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the fourth night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
four pounds of corned beef,
three golden latkes,
two matzoh balls, and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the fifth night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
five kosher dills,
four pounds of corned beef,
three golden latkes,
two matzoh balls, and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the sixth night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
six grandmas cooking,
five kosher dills,
four pounds of corned beef,
three golden latkes,
two matzoh balls, and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the seventh night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
seven rabbis dancing,
six grandmas cooking,
five kosher dills,
four pounds of corned beef,
three golden latkes,
two matzoh balls, and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the eighth night of Hanukkah, mein Liebhen sent to me,
eight fiddlers fiddling,
seven rabbis dancing,
six grandmas cooking,
five kosher dills,
four pounds of corned beef,
three golden latkes,
two matzoh balls, and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.
OY VEY!!!!!!!!