Two Irishmen         April 6, 1998

Ahhh, the luck of the Irish wasn't with them...  
But what a perfect follow up to the last night's joke!

LadyHawke
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"Two Irishmen on the Bridge"

There are two Irishmen on the Forth road bridge in Edinburgh.  
One has a budgie on his shoulder, and the other has a parrot 
and a shotgun.

The first takes a flying leap and unfortunately crashes to his 
death in the icy cold waters of the Forth.

The second follows and halfway down he pulls out his shotgun 
and shoots the parrot but this does not prevent his death as he 
also crashes into the icy cold waters of the Forth.

They both meet up again as they go through the Pearly gates.  
The first chap says, "I'm not trying that 'budgie jumping' again!"

The second says, "And I'm never trying that 'parrot shooting 'either!"
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"Two Irishmen Near Brothel"

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.

Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance 
around and duck inside. 

"Ah, will you look at that?" One ditch digger said.  "What's our 
world comin' to when men of th' cloth are visitin' such places?"

A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door 
and quietly slipped inside. 

"Do you believe that?" The workman exclaimed. "Why, 'tis no 
wonder th' young people today are so confused, what with the 
example clergymen set for them."

After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest 
quickly entered the whore house. 

"Ah, what a pity," the digger said, leaning on his shovel.  
 "One of th' poor lasses must be ill."