What? Sex during Lent?         April 4, 1998

Q: Why is a man so intelligent during sex?
A: Because he is plugged into a woman!

But you already knew that, didn't you?  {giggle}

LadyHawke
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"A Will Power Test"	

As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up 
sex for Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed 
to support him in this effort.

The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got tougher 
during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest 
night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last 
couple of weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the 
wife took to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband 
to sleep on the couch.

Easter morning finally came. A knock came on the wife’s 
bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!" 
Husband: "Guess who?" 
Wife: "I know who it is!" 
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I’m knocking with?"
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"Easter Honeymoon"	       

On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive virgin 
bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great 
anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new 
Christian husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to 
make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent!"

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well,...  that is the most 
ridiculous thing I have ever heard!"

"To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"