Dual (duel?) jokes         April 3, 1998

For every joke, there is an equal and opposite counter-joke.

LadyHawke
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"Las Vegas"

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on 
the  front porch with her bags packed.   He asked her where she 
was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
 
He questioned her as to why she was going, and she told him 
"I just found out that I can make a lot of money doing what I 
give you for free. In Las Vegas, they pay $400.00 for oral sex!"
 
He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his 
bags and returned to the porch and his wife.
 
She said, "And just where do you think you are going?" 
 
He replied, "I'm going, too."
 
"Why?" she asked.

He said, "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 
a year." 
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"The Island of Bogaa-Booga"

Man comes flying in and races to bed room, grabs a suitcase 
and starts packing.  

Wife, hearing the commotion, follows him into bedroom, 
watches for minute, and asks, "What are you doing?"

He replies, "I just learned that on the south sea island of 
Bogaa-Booga, that there are 10 women for every man, that 
men are in such short supply, that women will pay $20 a pop."

Wife watches for a minute, goes gets another suitcase and 
also starts packing.

Husband stops, looks at her, and asks, 
"What the Hell are you doing?"

She replies, "I want to go with you and see how you are 
going to live on $40 a month."

{Ouch! - LadyHawke}
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"Preferred Position"	
 
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.  
"Does your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.  
"Well... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the 
trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well... not exactly...."
"I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."