You women have it soooooo easy.         April 24, 1998

 "You women have it soooooo easy"

This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife 
left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy I 
thought I would share it with you.

1). Make the beds...... What a waste of effort, we're only going 
to sleep in them again tonight.  Forget that.  Scratch one.

2). Pick up dog poop in yard....... It snowed last night, I don't see 
any dog poop, kids do you see any dog poop ?  Scratch two.

3). Drop your shirts off at the cleaners.......  Duhh I'm on vacation 
I don't need them.  Scratch three.

This is easy!  What's the fuss?  Think I'll go on AOL for awhile.

4). Clean out Tupperware cabinet....... Uhhhh that’s a hard one. 
GOT IT, Velcro on the door will keep them closed. Scratch four.

5). Mop kitchen floor.....  The dog licked up that sugar spill from 
breakfast, floor looks clean to me.  Scratch five.  Good doggie 
go play in the yard.  She just loves rolling in the snow.

6). Find something fun for the kids to do.....  That tinfoil in the
microwave thing was kinda fun. Scratch six.

This is way to easy I'll have lots of time for AOL.

7). Vacuum the carpets......  That’s a hard one.......  Hey kids 
wanna have some more FUN.  Scratch seven.

8). Feed kids lunch.....  Hey kids, don't you have a friends house 
to go too ?  YESSSS!  Scratch eight!!!!!!

9). Clean out hallway closet...... Hmmmm another hard one. 
That's it, take enough out of the closet to close the door. Outta 
sight outta mind. Hmmmm this other stuff can go under a bed. 
Scratch nine.

Boy O Boy am I good, lunch time. Pour some chili into the 
cracker bag & eat.  Taaa daaa no lunch dishes!!!

10). Do laundry..... no problem I can do that while I'm on AOL.  
Scratch ten.

11). Fold laundry..... dang {S goodbye.  Ya know I never 
noticed how many pink things this family actually wears. Gonna 
have to ask da little lady why she buys me pale pink underwear?? 
 Check this out a cashmere barbie sweater, cool.  Scratch eleven.

12) Put the laundry away.... Baskets in bedrooms work for me. 
Scratch twelve.

 This is way too easy. Wonder why women always complain 
about house work???

13). Water the Christmas tree... Ooops!  Good thing the carpet 
is absorbent. Scratch thirteen.

14). Grocery shopping, Buy toilet paper....... These old 
newspapers will do, besides, that's recycling & that's good for 
the Earth.... Scratch fourteen.

15). Pick up the kids ...... Yeah right; we're talking about my kids 
here.  Parents will normally pay to drop them back off. They'll be 
back.  Scratch fifteen.

Wonder who's on AOL. Awww, I have plenty of time. 
{S Welcome

16). Make dinner..... Easy, "Hello do you deliver? Uhhh.. double 
that, Ya know we will need more dinner tomorrow.”  Scratch 
sixteen.

17). Clean out the dog house...... duhh the dog sleeps in our bed. 
Like that needs to be done.  Scratch seventeen.

WOW all done.  Still time for some AOL & a nap....... Man this 
is sooooo easy. Women must complain about house work just to 
make us guys think they're working. Wish I was a chick !
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Originally published in a Que board titled Married With Kids on AOL. 
The original author is Zigor01@aol.com