Visits to Doctors         April 22, 1998

 Some visits to doctors should be missed.....

LadyHawke
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 "An Anomaly?"

A woman comes to a doctor and says,
"Doctor, I need your help."
"What seems to be the problem?" inquires the physician.
"Well," says the woman, blushing ever so slightly, "You 
see...  My husband does not satisfy me sexually.  He tries 
and he tries, but he is just not enough for me.  What can I do?"
"Hmmmm," said the good doctor, "That's a bit out of my 
league.  Has *he* seen the doctor?"
"Yes, he has.  He is perfectly Ok.  He just can't provide me 
with what I need.   You've got to help me!"
"Er...  Why don't you take a lover?" suggests the doctor.
"But I have!" replies the woman, "I still don't get enough."
"Take another lover."
"I did."
"Well, take another one!" says the exasperated Doc.
"I did!" exclaims the woman, "As a matter of fact, I have a 
husband and eight lovers.  And I still don't get enough sex!"
"Gosh, that's an anomaly."
"Oh, Doctor!  Please tell them it's an anomaly!  They all keep 
telling me I'm a whore!"
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 "Viagra, Anyone?"

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and 
stuttering, finally manages to say,
"Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.  Can you 
help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces 
a proud physician, "They just came out with this new 
wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick!  You take some 
pills, and your problems are history."
So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him 
on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient 
on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to 
thank you!  This drug is a miracle!  It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, 
"What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't been home yet."
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These jokes are Copyright©1998 by Irene A. Mystery.