Evening Classes: Spring 1998         April 18, 1998

 There are some evening classes opening up 
that you would NOT want to miss.  Don't miss this 
fantastic opportunity!  Further your education!  
Enroll NOW!

LadyHawke
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"Evening Classes:  Spring 1998"
 
SELF IMPROVEMENT

1100    Creative Suffering
1101    Overcoming Peace of Mind
1102    You & Your Birthmark
1103    Guilt Without Sex
1104    The Primal Shrug
1105    Ego Gratification Through Violence
1106    Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Fear
1107    Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
1108    Whine Your Way to Alienation
1109    How to Overcome Self-Doubt
            Through Pretense & Ostentation
1110    Body Language for Epileptics
1111    Catholics Women's Guide to Orgasm

BUSINESS & CAREER

0001    I Made $100 in Real Estate
0002    Money Can Make You Rich
0003    Packaging & Selling Your Child
0004    Career Opportunities In El Salvador
0005    How to Profit from Your Own Body
0006    The Under-Achievers Guide to a
            Very Small Business
0007    Tax Shelters for the Indigent
0008    Looter's Guide to European Cities
0009    How to Land a Job in Algeria
0010    1,001 Methods of Blackmail

HOME ECONOMICS

401     Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator
402     Burglar-Proof Your Home with Concrete
403     Sinus Drainage at Home
404     Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
405     Teach Your Goldfish Buddhism
406     Christianity and the art of TV Maintenance
407     How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy

HEALTH & FITNESS

1202    Creative Tooth Decay
1203    Exercise & Acne
1204    The Joys of Hypochondria
1205    High Fiber Sex
1206    Suicide & Your Health
1207    Skate Your Way to Regularity
1208    Bio-feed & How to Stop
1209    Understanding Nudity
1210    Tap Dance Your Way to Ridicule
1211    Optional Body Functions
1212    Leprosy & Pole Vaulting - How to Avoid it
1213    Elective Surgery in the Home
1214    Over 26 - How to Tell an Orgasm from a 
            Heart Attack
 
CRAFTS

1011    Self Actualization Through Macramé
1012    How to Draw Genitalia
1013    Weaving With Body Hair
1014    Canceled
1015    Gifts for the Senile
1016    Bonsai Your Pet
1017    Rearranging Your Hate
1018    Masochism for the Over 40s
1019    Post-Coital Rug Making
1020    Creative Nail Clipping Arrangements
 
RELIGION

6660   Ritual Cookie Sacrifices
6661   Moony Burial Rites
6662   Just Say Noah
6663   Matzoth Baking Without Perforations
6664   Advanced Hell Fire Fighting
6665   Rap & Heavy Metal Hymns
6667   Condensed Bible Study
6668   Satan and Satin
6669   ---Over  Subscribed ---