A couple of appropriate quickies for Mother's Day.

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The Birds & The Bees
 
One day little Johnnie came up to his father and asked, 
"Dad, where did I come from?" Dad squirmed a bit, but 
thought it was time his son knew the facts of life.  So, Dad 
told his son how the expression of love resulted in the 
beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally 
how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son's eyes 
got wider and wider.
  
When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really 
neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he 
came from Philadelphia."
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My mother told my father to tell me about the birds and the 
bees.  He took me to Coney Island, pointed to a couple 
making love under the boardwalk, and said, "Your mother 
wants you to know that the birds and the bees do the same 
thing."  -- George Burns
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"Cow Birthing"	
 
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he 
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, 
soaking in the whole event.  The man thought, "Great... he's 
4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees.  
No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
       
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son 
and said,  "Well son, do you have any questions?"
        
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was 
that calf going when he hit that cow?"