A mink is a mink is a mink....  Or, is it?

LadyHawke 
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 A Weekend Mink

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive 
furrier.  "Show the lady your finest mink!"  the fellow 
exclaims.  So the owner of the shop goes in back and 
comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
As the lady tries it on, the furrier sidles up to the guy 
and discreetly whispers, 
"Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem!  I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir."  says the shop owner.  "Today is 
Saturday.  You may come by on Monday to pick it up, 
after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave.  On Monday, the 
fellow returns.  The store owner is outraged:  
"How dare you show your face in here?!?  There
wasn't a plugged nickel in your checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank 
you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
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 25th Anniversary Mink

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for 
their 25th anniversary.
"HA," he snorted, "The day I buy you a fur coat will 
be the day you can grow hair on your chest!" 
On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and 
thrusts her pubic area forward. 
"There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me a fur coat."
"That's not your chest!" he roars back.
"Damn right it's my chest," she argued, "Before we got 
married, this was your hope chest.  On our honeymoon, 
it was your treasure chest.  Afterwards it became our 
family chest.  AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT, 
IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!" 
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She got her mink....