Why do men masturbate?
Because it's sex with someone they truly love.

LadyHawke
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Amusing Arithmetics...

 THE FACTS

Kinsey Report - "Sexual Behavior In The Human Male"
98% of males (including married men) admitted to masturbating.
Average: 3 times per week.
(and... 85% admitted premarital sex; 50% admitted adultery)
(Kinsey, et al. 1948)

Current population - 132,090,689 Men in the United States

ASSUMPTIONS

1. It takes at least ten minutes (on average)
   for a man to masturbate.

LET'S DO THE NUMBERS

132,090,689 men in the United States  X  3 wack-offs/week
             = 396,272,067 wack-offs/week

6 ten-minute-periods/hour  X  24hours/day  X  7days/week
             = 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week

396,272,067 wack-offs/week  /  1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
             = 393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period  X  98% (Kinsey Factor)
             = 385,265 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

CONCLUSION

At any given moment (on average), 385,265 men in the 
United States are wacking-off.

So,... be careful who you shake hands with!