Little Johnny is at it again...  The poor teacher will never 
win, will she?

LadyHawke 
*~*~*~*~*~*

 Rats

Little Johnny has a problem. He swears too much. He cusses 
like a sailor.  Johnny's teacher is aware of this, so she is going 
to be extra careful not to let Johnny cuss today.

"Okay, class. We're going to play a game today. I'm going to 
name a letter of the alphabet and I want you to come up with 
a word that starts with that letter and put it in a sentence."

The kids are excited, especially Johnny, who's thinking of 
every cuss word he can think of.

"Okay, class, let's start with the letter A."
Johnny raises his hand.

"Susie," the teacher calls.
"A is for apple. Apples grow on trees," she replies.
"Very good," the teacher says. "Okay, class, let's do the 
letter B."
Johnny raises his hand excitedly.

"Mikey," the teacher calls.
"B is for baseball. Baseball is my favorite sport."

"Very good," the teacher says. "Okay, class, let's do the 
letter C."
Johnny raises both hands! He's going nuts! He's got the 
perfect word for C!!

"Bobby," the teacher calls.
"C is for cat. A cat lives in my backyard."

"Very good," The teacher says. This goes on and on, and 
the teacher is not going to call on Johnny if there's a cuss 
word that starts with the letter she calls out. Finally, she 
gets to the letter R. The teacher can't think of a single cuss 
word that starts with R, and even Johnny looks a little 
puzzled.  So she calls out R and asks Johnny to respond.

Johnny nervously stands up. He looks around the room. 
Then he says "R is for a Rat...," he suddenly gets excited 
and stretches both arms wide, "...a rat with a dick this big!"