Emoticons 101         Mar 20, 1998

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 
"emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.  Well, 
how about some "butt" and "boobies" icons?

Here are some cuties I've found floating on the Internet.  "Everything
you wanted to know about Emoticons but were afraid to ask."

LadyHawke
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*Butt Emoticons*  	(unisex)
Can you compare your butt to one of these?  {hehehe}

(_!_)      		a regular butt

(__!__)   		a fat butt

(_~_)     		a snake in the butt

(!)        		a tight butt

(_._)      		a flat butt

(_^_)      		a bubble butt

(_*_)      		a sore butt

(_!__)     		a lop-sided butt

{_!_}       		a swishy butt

(_o_)      		a butt that's been around

(_O_)     		and a butt that's been around even more

(_oo_)		a butt built for two

(_#_)		pound my butt 

(_##_)		pound my butt even harder

(_x_)     		kiss my butt

(_X_)    		leave my butt alone

(_zzz_)    		a tired butt

(_Z_)		a butt kicked by Zorro

(_o^o_)   		a wise butt

(_e-mc2_) 	another wise butt

(_?_)    		a dumb butt

(_13_)     		an unlucky butt

(_$_)     		this butt will cost you

(_0_)		this butt will cost a lot less

(_Y_)		a butt that can't say "No"

(_<_)		this butt belongs to someone

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*Emoticons about Men*	 (eroticons)

 :-)  -:            	Smilie with an erection
 
 :-(   :-           	Impotent. (Or let down).
 
 :-\   -8           	Blue balls

 ;-)  o===8     	Braggart.  (Every man on Internet)

 :-\  8o            	After a cold shower.  (It’s so cute! Isn't this what 
Jerry Seinfeld said about the "shrinkage factor?"  Hehehe - ^v^)
 
 ;-)   ===8      	Circumcised.
 
 8-O  --*         	Just before doubling over with pain.
 
 :-)  -^^-	         	In need of some corrective surgery.
 
 :-)  :-.....           	Taking a leak.
 
 :-}  -oo-:        	Taking matters into hand.  (Every man on Internet?)
 
 :-{  -__-:        	After slamming the toilet seat.
 
 :-o  ^^:	         	After zipping up fly too fast. (ouch? - ^v^)
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*Emoticons about Women*	(titicons)

Take your pick....
	
:-) 8  -           	Female.

@-8--<=====  	Long-legged female.
 
 :-)-8( )<====   	Pregnant Female.

(.)(.)	          	Regular Boobies
     
  . .                   	Very Little Boobies
     
(o)(o)               	Medium Boobies

( . )( . )             	Big Boobies
     
( o )( o )           	Bigger Boobies  (Pamela Anderson-Lee's?)

( O )( O )          	Huge Boobies 

{.} {.}	       	Shriveled Boobies 

( , ) ( , )	      	Drippy Boobies 

[ _ ] [ _ ]	      	Android Boobies 
     
 (,)(,)                	Boobies with pierced nipples (ouch! - ^v^)
     
 ( * )( * )          	Implanted Boobies (very pert)
     
(   ) (   )             	Nursing Mom boobies,
 (o) (o)	         	aka "my shoulders hurt"
     
(^)(^)                	Madonna Boobies (not anymore! - ^v^)

{{(  *  )Y(  *  )}}    Morgana (also known as the kissing bandit) boobies...
     
-<.><.>-           	Teeny Bikini Boobies
     
--(.)(.)--             	Regular Bikini Boobies
     
---( . )-( . )---     	Mondo Bikini Boobies
     
x x                    	No boobies
     
(/)(/)                  	Feminist Boobies
     
()()                    	Wonderbra Boobies

:-)~( v )     	Some men's favorite activity

( o )( o ) [ ;-) <===8 ] ( o )( o )  Every man's dream, 
	         aka "Menage á trois"


And you thought you knew everything, didn't you?  {giggle}