Big Busted vs Small Busted         Mar 19, 1998

Just who was it who said that the war 
between sexes was always between *opposite* sexes?

^v^ - LadyHawke
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Big Busted Women...                       

-can get a taxi on the worst days (very true! - ^v^)
-have a neat place to carry spare change
-have always been the center of the arts (art)  (hehehe - ^v^)
-make jogging a spectator sport
-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
-can always carry a little extra
-always float better (yep - ^v^)
-know where to look first for lost earrings (been there, done that ^v^)
-rarely have to look for a slow dance partner
-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless 
recliner (just glasses?  Ha!  I can hold the whole darn book! - ^v^)

Small Busted Women...                  

-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger (I beg your pardon? - ^v^)
-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs (ouch, that hurts - ^v^)
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
-know that everything more than a handful is wasted
-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
-can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking 
themselves out 
-can hug closer, nicer, and longer (closer - yes; longer - maybe; 
nicer?  no way! - ^v^)