Hazards of Skinny Dipping Mar 13, 1998
Did I mention that I am a bit psychic? Right now I feel that you are about to laugh out silly at these little tidbits...
LadyHawke
The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief. The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said, "You know, I have a special gift. I can read minds." "Impossible", said the embarrassed man, "You really don't know what I'm thinking?"
"Yes" the lady replied, "I know that you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom in it."
Pa says to Ma ....Screw you Ma a minute goes by. Ma says to Pa .....Screw you Pa a minute goes by. Pa says to Ma ... Screw you Ma a minute goes by. Ma says to Pa.... Screw you Pa another minute goes by. Pa says to Ma.... Screw you Ma a minute later Ma says to Pa.... Screw you Pa a couple of minutes go by......
Pa says to Ma: I don't know about you Ma...but I just don't get too much out of this Oral Sex stuff!
Three old ladies are sitting on a bus bench waiting for the next bus. As they sat there talking, a flasher came up to them and opened his coat. The first old lay had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady couldn't reach!
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