Island Honeymoon Mar 1, 1998
Now, where was this island when I went on vacation?!? I'd like a reservation, please....
LadyHawke
A young couple go to their travel agent - "Listen we're getting married in a few weeks - we want to honeymoon in a really quiet place - nothing fancy - the islands maybe." The travel agent mentions a small hotel on a small island just south of St. Martin. "The hotel's lovely - private beach - each room has a view to die for -- quiet -- intimate evening entertainment - I promise nothing gaudy -- you'll love it!" "We'll take it," they say. The place is just as wonderful -- much better than the description!! The beach -- private enough for an afternoon skinny dip. The room has both an eastern and western exposure -- sunrise / sunset from two separate balconies. The first evening they go down to the bar for drinks and to the dining room for dinner. On stage is a pianist and a drummer. An odd combination -- but the music is light and pleasant. All of a sudden ---a drum roll --- the curtains part slightly -- a beautifully voluptuous naked women comes out onto the stage holding a tray with three walnuts. The drum roll continues ----- out comes a terrifically built young fellow -- naked except for a cape, which he removes with a flourish. The young women walks over to the man and stimulates his member gently until it is quite erect. Then as the drum roll continues he walks over to the three walnuts on the tray and smashes each one to smithereens with his erect penis. The walnuts fly in all directions - totally shattered!!!! The dozen or so people in the audience at first kind of look at each other, giggle and then give him a standing ovation. And it's the same act every night. -------------------------------------------- THIRTY YEARS LATER... This same couple is trying to decide where to vacation on this momentous anniversary!!! "How about that little island we honeymooned?", she suggests. "I don't know Hon -- thirty years -- it could be rundown -- you know?" "Let's check". The travel looks into it - "No -- it's just been refurbished. Still a great spot!" They take the gamble. It is beautiful - not run down at all!! Same room -- yes ! How wonderful. The beaches -- stunning - and as private. The first night they go for drinks -- "Ha - look!!" "I know -- the piano and the drummer. I don't believe it!!" Then the DRUM ROLL!!!! The beautiful young woman brings out a tray with three COCONUTS. Then HE appears. Thirty years older -- but not bad. She stimulates his penis - it still responds. He walks over to the COCONUTS. WHAMM!!! WHAMMM!!!! WHAMMM!!!!!!! They're flying in pieces all over the room. Applause --- cheers. "Hey, how about it -- if we go back stage and tell him that we were here 30 years ago and saw his act then." "Great." They go back stage -- "Saw your act tonight and it was exactly the same as THIRTY YEARS AGO!!!" "You were here then???" "Yeah it was great then, and it was great now!!!" "Thanks." "But thirty years ago it was only walnuts -- now COCONUTS!!!" The performer leans in closer and wispers confidentially --- "Thirty years -- you know -- it's the eyes."
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