Well, this is what we get for electing a handsome president! Poor guy. Gosh, Al Gore must be in hiding right now.... .lol
Here's an entertaining link:
1. Send your own personalized message to President Clinton. Maybe, he can shed some light on all these stories.
Send Electronic Mail to the President
LadyHawke
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I heard in the news that President Clinton was nominated by the Nobel committee, but they mispelled 'Piece.'
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 1,500 went down on the Titanic.
Q: What's the new game they're playing in the White House?
A: Swallow the Leader.
Q: What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
A: "Sat on the Presidential Staff"
Q: What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?
A: Fornigate. ( I still like "Zippergate" better - LadyHawke)
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?", 86% replied, "Not again."
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From the January 26 Late Show with David Letterman,
the "Top Ten White House Jobs That Sound Dirty."
Copyright 1998 by Worldwide Pants, Inc.
10. Polishing the presidential podium
9. Unwrapping the Big Mac
8. Taking Buddy for a walk
7. Handling the Hotline
6. Vacuuming under the Oval Office desk
5. Waxing Air Force One
4. Shaking hands with the French ambassador
3. Giving the President an oral briefing
2. Taking dictation
1. Polling
From Media Research Center email news
