Farmer's Four Daughters Jan 21, 1998
Talking about an overprotective parent, eh?
LadyHawke
There was a farmer who had four daughters. He was in a habit of worrying about his daughter and always answered the door with a shotgun. One night he hears a knock at the door and finds a young man standing there. The young man says: "My name is Freddy. I've come to pick up Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer thought that was cute so he let them go out. Pretty soon another knock on the door and another young man was there. He said: "My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a dance. Is she ready by chance?" Again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go. Soon another knock on the door with yet another young man standing there. He said: "My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go?" Once again the farmer thought it was cute and he let them go. Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there.
He said: "My name is Chuck,"
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