A Perfect Penis & Homework Dec 6, 1997
Gosh, things our kids learn in school nowadays are just incredible, aren't
they? How did our civilization survived for thousands of years without
Sexual Education is beyond me....
On a serious note, I'm glad it's there. As is, my 7.5 son has been wanting to
marry me for some time now... Dr. Freud, he's all yours!
LadyHawke Two little boys were at school and heard the word "penis" while they were playing on the school yard. One asked the other if he knew what a penis was. The kid said he didn't know but would ask his dad when he got home.
That evening, the little boy asked his dad, "Dad, what's a penis?" His
dad said," Son, I'll not only tell you, I'll show you". So they go into the
bathroom. His dad lowers his pants and proudly announces," Son, that's
a penis. Not only is it a penis, but it's a perfect penis!"
The next day at school the little boy finds his friend and they go to the
bathroom together. The boy lowers his pants and says, "See that? That's
a penis." He pauses for a moment and adds, "Not only is it a penis, but if
it were two inches shorter, it would be a perfect penis."
Grandma, who was living with her daughter's family, let her 11-year-old
grandson in from school. "What did you learn today?" she asked. "Sex
education. All about penises and vaginas and intercourse and stuff,"
he replied matter-of-factly. The old woman was shocked and reported the
conversation to her daughter. Her daughter replied, "Mom, this is the Nineties.
These days it's all part of the curriculum."
A few hours later, the grandmother was reading when her daughter
announced that dinner was ready. Grandmother walked past her granson's
bedroom and noticed him on his bed, vigorously masturbating. "Sonny,"
she said, "when you're finished with your homework, come on downstairs
to eat."
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