The 8 Days of Hanukkah (....in New York City)
{Shamelessly plagiarized from Shawn King,
Bawdy.Net Moderator
http://www.humournet.com/BawdyNet/archives/}
On the first day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the second day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the third day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Three attached files,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the fourth day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Four "unsubscribe" queries,
Three attached files,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the fifth day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Five Star Trek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" queries,
Three attached files,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the sixth day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Six outraged comments,
Five Startrek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" queries,
Three attached files,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the seventh day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Seven thank you notes,
Six outraged comments,
Five Startrek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" queries,
Three attached files,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the eigth day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Eight "love you" letters,
Seven thank you notes,
Six outraged comments,
Five Startrek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" queries,
Three attached files,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
Thank you all who wrote!
LadyHawke
