2 Christmas jokes       Dec 26, 1997

There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife, "Look honey. Its raining."

She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing."

But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife, "Let's step outside, and we'll find out."

Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain.

And Rudolph turns to his wife and says, "I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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"Early Shopper"

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.