Of gray hair and batteries...       Dec 20, 1997

LadyHawke
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Husband: "How about a quickie?"
Wife: "As opposed to what?
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"Gray Hair"

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates...
"I know you haven't been getting much lately... but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"
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"Batteries"

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.
"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger.
"Can you come this way?"
"If I could come that way," the woman says, "I wouldn't need the batteries."