Adam & Eve, who were they?         April 27, 1998

 What were Adam's first words to Eve?
"You better stand back!  I don't know how big this thing gets!"

LadyHawke
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 "Adam & Eve"

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting 
of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They 
must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and 
so beautiful.  Clearly, they are French."

"No way!  They have no clothes and no shelter," the 
Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and 
they are being told they live in a paradise.  Obviously, they 
are Russian."
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 "Unreasonable Eve"

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.  
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve 
became upset.  
"You're running around with other women."  she charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded.  "You're the 
only woman on Earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be 
awakened by someone poking him in the chest.
It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?"  Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," replied Eve.