Tough Marines?         April 14, 1998

 The first joke is for my military friends....  Gosh, are 
the things THAT bad in there?  OUCH!!!  
I'll stay a civilian, if you please...

LadyHawke
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"Tough Marines?"

The marines were having inspection.  As the Captain moved on 
down the line he would check the toughness of each man.  The 
first man he slapped in the face with his swagger stick, 
"Did that hurt?" asked the officer.
"NO SIR," was the reply.
"Why?" asked the captain.
"BECAUSE I AM MARINE, SIR!"
The captain continued down the line, striking each man in various 
parts of the body when he comes upon a man with a large penis 
protruding from between his legs.  The captain promptly whacks 
it with his swagger stick.
"Did that hurt, Marine???" demanded the Captain.
"NO SIR," shouted the Marine.
"Why not??"
"BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO THE MAN BEHIND ME, SIR!"
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And while we're on the subject of pain....  {hehehe}

"The Bulge"	

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand 
new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, 
he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian 
crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
     
A girl (a blonde?? - ^v^) standing next to him eyed the large 
bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
     
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
    
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "That must be painful.... 
I had tennis elbow once........"