The Lord's Army & The Egg         April 11, 1998

 Well, you didn't think I'd let you escape without a couple of 
Easter jokes, did you?

For a personal Easter greeting from LadyHawke, please visit 
my Happy Easter web page. 

Happy Easter!

LadyHawke
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 "The Lord's Army"

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and 
the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake 
hands.  He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.  
The pastor said to him, 
"You need to join the Army of the Lord!" 

My friend replied, "I'm already in the army of the Lord, Pastor."

The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at 
Christmas and Easter?"

And with a totally straight face, he whispered back, "I'm in the 
Secret Service."
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 "The Chicken or the Egg?"

A Chicken and an Egg ..... are lying next to each other in bed. 
The chicken is smoking a cigarette, and, with a disgusted look, 
the Egg says,
"Well ..... I guess that answers THAT long asked question!!"